Girls Day
Girls Day
April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing.
“But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all that great for me.”
“Why, what happened?” he asked.
“I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn’t go out far because the waves were very bad.
Then I suddenly noticed that all the turbulence had caused the lower half of my bikini to be stripped off.
I looked and looked for it but it was gone, gone, gone!”
“For goodness sakes, sweetie, what did you do?”
“Do? Why I did what any respectable female would do,…
… I covered my face and eyes with my hands and ran to the beach house as fast as I could.”
Last Year A Guy Took His Blonde Girl Friend To The Superbowl
They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was…
‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’
I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”