There were three n – u – ns, they all told the pr. iest that they were going to do one s .in each.
So the pr. iest says ok, do your s .ins, come back, and I’ll bless you.
So, they went to do their s .ins and came back to get blessed. The pr. iest asked the first one who was laughing what her s .in was. She said, “I had spend a night with a guy.”
The pr. iest said ok, blessed her and said go drink some holy water.
So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the pr. iest asked her what her s .in was.
She said, “I got in a f1ght with another n – u – ns.” So he says ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water. So she did.
The pr. iest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did.
And as she was laughing she said, “I p**sed in the h0ly water!”