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Wife Calls A Husband…

Wife Calls A Husband…

H – “Hello?” ,

W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” ,

H – “Yes.”

W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”

H – “What’s the price?” ,

W – “Only $1,500.00.”,

H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”,

W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price…and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”

H-“What price did he quote you?” ,

W – “Only $60,000…,

H – “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”

W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…”

H – “What?” ,

W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! , Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.”

H – “How much are they asking?”

Lesson Behind the Story: Sometimes, it’s easy to get swept up in the excitement of shopping and forget about the bigger picture. It’s important to remember that happiness doesn’t always come with a hefty price tag. Sometimes, a cozy night in with a pizza can bring just as much joy—and save your wallet from a heart attack!

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